Who Ate My Donut?

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23rd January 2012

2011 Cities

The cities I spent at least one night in over the course of 2011:

• Wisconsin Dells
• Las Vegas
• Kula, Maui
• Lahaina, Maui
• St. Louis
• Five normal cities here in the Milwaukee area.

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20th December 2011

Unknown-Number-Of-Days Challenge Entry #2

Back in August I did the first entry of a “30-Day Blog Challenge” list that I had found on the web. This is number two: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite sex / same sex. I’m actually going to shorthand this one a bit since I had a hard time coming up with five reasons overall. Maybe I’ll append some later as they happen, but here’s what I’ve got.

I’ll start with the opposite sex.

1) Their ability to hate other women for either no particular reason, or a small, inconsequential reason. I understand that sometimes we’re just irked by people for whatever reason, sometimes ones we don’t even understand. But women just seem to take this to another level sometimes. Be it jealousy in denial to stealing their high school boyfriend, it just causes drama and it can be real aggravating.

2) The all-too-cliche overly emotional and dramatic. Perhaps a root cause to number one, women have a superpower to manipulate a situation in their head into something far more substantial than it likely needs to be.

3) Combo answer: dishonesty and/or silence. I’ve seen women who hate each other pretend to be BFFs in each others’ presence. I’ve also experienced women who claim to be “fine” go berserk in frustration just minutes later. Quit being in denial or letting things go, because that tumor in your head is going to give you headaches (heh) later on. It’s not worth it.

And I’ve got only one real big one with guys…

Douchebags. Those cliche, muscle-bound, gel-slicked hair, Jersey Shore air heads. Dumb as hell, jerks to women, confrontational drunks, giving normal guys a bad name. I’ve got a perfect story about two retards who challenged me and a friend to fight them at a local bar because my friend innocently called one of their girlfriends pretty on Facebook. Yeah, exactly.

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13th September 2011

A great way to end the day: Facetime with my girl, who happens to fall asleep while cuddling with the Tigger plush she stole from me. :-)

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10th September 2011

Ohh clients…

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I dont know, the designs just aren’t sexy enough.”

Me: “It’s for a children’s puppet show!”

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2nd September 2011

Recent Shazam Tags

Some of the songs I’ve tagged recently using Shazam on my iPhone:

• Sixx:A.M. - Lies of the Beautiful People
• Swizz Beatz - It’s Me Bitches
• Winger - Who’s the One
• Gorilla Zoe ft. Lil Jon - Twisted
• Nicki Minaj ft. Ester Dean - Super Bass
• Neon Trees - Animal
• Fireflight - Desperate
• Travis - The Last Laugh of the Laughter

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2nd September 2011

3rd Rock from the Sun on Netflix? Don’t mind if I do. Watching them trying to figure out what a sneeze is is an instant classic. John Lithgow is hilarious.

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30th August 2011

Some things I hate

• Flies or other bugs that buzz around me while I’m just hanging out in my room.
• Toilet paper rolls that unroll from the bottom.
• Every other driver on the road.
• The battery life of my iMac’s mouse.
• The battery life in my Kawasaki (lol).
• No cold soda in the fridge.
• Cliche ditzy blondes, especially ones that aren’t actually dumb but are attempting to “fit in” or don’t really know who they are yet.
• When my web host is slow or down completely.
• Waking up early for a single appointment then being tired the rest of the day.
• Watching my friends make bad decisions and not knowing what to do about it.

I could come up with more but this was just supposed to be a quick rant about the fly that is currently annoying the snot out of me :D